This is Not a Cat Blog, but …
cats September 10th, 2008Yeah. So since I let my sister guest post yesterday, my three cats wanted to get into the act. I’m sensing a little attitude.
Lucky
Dear Bigfoot — When you try to pet my head with your disgusting foot, do you not think for a moment that I won’t bite your freak, ugly toes? You have it coming. And p.s.? I wouldn’t show those things in public.
Shadow
Dear Gigantic Person — I’m black. All black. You can’t see me at night, but you know where I lay down on the bedroom floor. Why must you always step on me when you get up to go to the bathroom? I’m pretty sure you can crush me. Load.
Stinky
Dear Peon — If you fail to bring me breakfast in bed one more day this week, you’re going to find a gift on your pillow. I poop outside, you know. I can poop anywhere.
And thus concludes the first and last guest post from my ungrateful cats. They shan’t be getting their own blogs anytime soon.
But if you want to read the most outstanding blog written with paws and claws, head on over to see Daisy the Curly Cat.
Those of us who leave comments for Daisy, as if we are actually talking to Daisy, have decided it doesn’t make us too mental. Embrace it.
Stumble it!
September 12th, 2008 at 6:37 am
Beautiful cats. Thanks for sharing. The black one with the little white fur patch looks just like mine. And I agree—Daisy’s blog is always worth a read. And a chuckle.
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September 13th, 2008 at 12:07 am
Kathy,
Your cats are adorable. I pet mine with my foot and yes sometimes she bites. I am not sure why though because she is purring most of the time. I wish she would be quiet in the night, but instead I get loud meowing all the way to the bathroom. My roommate just loves it!
I wish I could have three, but one in New York is enough.
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September 13th, 2008 at 4:48 am
Henson Ray — Shadow also has a white patch on her belly, but because she’s so large, we almost never see it. She doesn’t lay on her back much. Yeah, Daisy is one-of-a-kind!
Tiffany — They’re tricky like that. One minute you think they love it, the next minute you’re screaming. I imagine it’s hard to have a large dog in NYC, too. I remember visiting in Paris thinking the same thing. You almost never saw a giant dog. Not enough room in those teeny-tiny apartments.
September 13th, 2008 at 10:40 am
“This close” is relative Kathy. You see it depends upon whether your fingers are like a 1/8″ apart or 4″ apart when you say that. I do agree though that you are only about 1 cat short of a herd.
September 13th, 2008 at 12:31 pm
Awww….they all look so sweet! I just luv the kitties.
Have two of my own, so I always have a soft spot for them.
You should let them guest post at least once a week! 😉
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September 13th, 2008 at 12:58 pm
LUCKY SHADOW AND STINKY NEED THARE OWN BLOG!!!! I GOT MY OWN BLOG WIN MY BEST FREND MONTY Q CAT MADE A PETISHUN AND GOT ALL THE CATS TO SINE IT I JUST ROTE MY 100TH POST EVRY CAT NEEDS HIS OWN BLOG BY THE WAY LUCKY IS HOT IS HE A HE OR A SHE?
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September 13th, 2008 at 3:58 pm
Jeff — Trust me, I won’t have a herd. I only want an odd-numbered amount of cats. Oh, wait. Maybe I can have five?
The Fitness Diva — I can’t imagine a life without cats! Oh, they’re not getting ahold of the laptop ever again. There’s too much else I don’t want you guys to know about me that they can hold over my head.
TRIPPER THE PYSKO STRAY CAT — You have a great blog! I’m sorry you had trouble with the internets the other day. Hope they came back on! p.s Lucky is a boy.
September 13th, 2008 at 4:14 pm
@Kathy: You could have 7 – one for each day of the week.
I have a friend who used to have 17 cats! Wow, that was pretty amazing. I house sat for her once when she was out of town, and it was pretty darn hard selecting which cat I liked best, so in the end I solved that problem by eating them all. I was so stuffed I could hardly get out of the door of her house.
We haven’t spoken since, but I reckon it’s because she’s busy collecting more cats to surprise me with. I should call her to find out when she wants me over to house sit again.
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September 13th, 2008 at 4:48 pm
I love cat humor…but, quite frankly, I am a bit scared of your little kitties…
peace,
mike
livelife365
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September 13th, 2008 at 7:33 pm
Mike Foster — Yeah, I can see them all standing over my head one day: “Give us your wallet! And all your treats!”
September 13th, 2008 at 9:41 pm
Have you ever noticed that cats have a ‘vet’ name and a REAL name? My black one (your’s twin) is officially called K-Nite, but if I call him anything but Big Guy he’ll look around to see who I’m calling! Great Blog. I’ll come visit again. G.
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September 14th, 2008 at 8:13 am
Hello, Lucky, Shadow and Stinky! Now that you have had your chance at blogging and found that you have a voice we think you should demand equal blogging time, or even more than equal!!
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September 14th, 2008 at 9:30 am
Oh Jeff…the proper term is “colony,” not “herd.” Kinda puts a new perspective on things. It makes them sound like pioneers that have settled into Kathy’s home and have displaced the prior population of Kathy and her husband, and think their primative ways are slightly annoying. Since humans know how to obtain food, they’ll humor them for awhile. They probably are drafting a treaty of some sort in their nocturnal hours.
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September 14th, 2008 at 9:33 am
I have just subscribed to your Youtube ;O)
Lucky is a very strange drinker ha ha!
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September 14th, 2008 at 9:34 am
oh this is really BAD…but I was going to add…maybe its the “Magna Cat-a”
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September 14th, 2008 at 3:08 pm
Grace — Oh, that’s funny! We always feel a wee bit embarrassed to give Stinky’s name at the vet. Everybody laughs. We got over it.
Gandolf and Grayson — Believe me, they want it. They’re working on a book deal, I think.
TheSnackHound — Magna Cat-a! Brilliant! We’ll worry when we come home to find them all sitting around the table with papers to sign. We’d do it. They outnumber us!
Babs beetle — Lucky has always been a little off-center. If he’s not in a hurry to drink, he’ll do that thing with his arm for a long while. We have no idea where that came from but it’s fun to watch when it happens. Stroke! Stroke!
September 15th, 2008 at 8:59 am
That settles it. I’m getting my cat a glow in the dark collar so I don’t accidentally find her in the middle of the night. 😉
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September 15th, 2008 at 9:15 am
Please stop by my blog when you get the chance. I have an award for you. 🙂
September 15th, 2008 at 9:37 am
When my mother was a very young girl, a kid in her neighborhood threw a cat on her face, leaving her face and psyche scratched. So she has always been a bit leery about cats.
Consequently, I have never much liked cats, but instead, am a dog lover.
September 15th, 2008 at 11:41 am
Just look out for this “cat!”
http://www.mcall.com/news/nationworld/state/all-n-s-skunk-091508-cn-ap,0,5506325.story
September 15th, 2008 at 12:05 pm
OH! What attitudes…but typically “cat”. LOVE IT! Just dropped in to say “hi” via Entrecard.
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September 15th, 2008 at 12:22 pm
Haha — fun post! : ] Enjoyed my visit!
September 15th, 2008 at 9:47 pm
I’m passing along to you the “I Love Your Blog Award.” You certainly deserve it. Details on my site on the 9/15/08 post.
What a terrific writer you are!
September 16th, 2008 at 1:20 am
indeed. i’m yet another case study on the insidious ability of cats to cause people to melt in their presence. :O
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September 16th, 2008 at 6:10 am
Grandy — That’s a much better idea than painting my Shadow day-glo orange!
Dori — Thank you! Feelin’ the love!
PaulsHealthBlog.com — That’s so sad (and mean!) I can see why she’s nervous around cats. Although it sounds like it’s people she should worry about more, eh?
Rosey — I read and re-read that story. I can’t understand how someone would mistake a skunk for a cat!
Judy — It’s funny what we’ll accept from a cat, but not a person. We’re total suckers.
Jenna — Just don’t expect another post from my uppity cats!
Sherry Martschink — Oh, thank you so much. I needed a pick-me-up today.
kouji — And when they start purring, it’s all over!
September 16th, 2008 at 12:03 pm
mmmmm… kung pow kitten.
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September 16th, 2008 at 11:24 pm
Of course, the cats is cute and funny pets.
September 17th, 2008 at 7:10 pm
Mike — Um. Er. Gross. My poor kitties are not food! But you made me hungry anyway.
Funny cats — Indeed they are!
September 17th, 2008 at 8:55 pm
Ah…how strange … these cats sound so familiar…like my own actually. Maybe all cats are like this with “the attitude”?
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September 18th, 2008 at 7:15 pm
Lisa — Yes, I think they’re born with attitude. And you know what? I wouldn’t have it any other way. I just love them to death!
September 20th, 2008 at 3:39 pm
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September 20th, 2008 at 5:06 pm
bagsmerchant — Bless you for taking in an abandoned cat. A friend of mine did the same thing, even though she already had a dog. She said she wasn’t a cat person. She is now!
September 23rd, 2008 at 10:51 am
I love love love your blog. Stopped by for the first time today and will be back for more (and so will my 2 kities). Thanks for making me laugh!
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September 23rd, 2008 at 7:14 pm
Bagsmerchant — Absolutely and there are a million reasons.
Tiffany Sams — Thank you! My cats don’t make many appearances, but on occasion they get a little cranky and have something to say. Welcome to The Drawer.
May 28th, 2009 at 11:26 pm
awww cute kittys. reminds me of my cat.
October 17th, 2009 at 6:39 pm
cute cute cat haha 🙂
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