A Menu With an Attitude
food, Fun December 24th, 2009Geesh. It’s not like this restaurant was the epitome of fine dining. Actually, it’s more a bar than a restaurant. Whatever.
For the record, I ordered from the weenie drink selections with pride.
Stumble it!
December 24th, 2009 at 4:30 pm
If you use a knife and fork with your chicken fingers, does that mean you eat like a Montessori student?
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December 24th, 2009 at 4:51 pm
What ‘weenie’ drink did you order? I would be so boring 🙂
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December 24th, 2009 at 5:41 pm
What’s “Magic Hat #9”? I’m guessing that doesn’t go well with the 4th grader food…or does it?
Marry Christmas to you and your family!
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December 24th, 2009 at 5:42 pm
What a funny menu–I like it! Never saw one like that. At least they allow you to order the kid stuff and give you the option.
Merry Christmas!
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December 24th, 2009 at 6:00 pm
Oh yeah and nachos are sooooooo mature.
teehee my comment luv post with this cracks me up. Hitting the wienie eggnog early I am. Sugar high beats drunk anyday!
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December 24th, 2009 at 6:08 pm
I’d like the weenie fingers with a Dr Pepper, please. Wait! No Dr Pepper? This isn’t a true Weenie Menu until they have that in the Boring Drink department.
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December 24th, 2009 at 8:16 pm
Weenie drinks are the only kind I drink. Hmmm…do I get the Cherry Coke or spice things up with the Ginger Ale?
Merry Christmas!!
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December 24th, 2009 at 8:34 pm
Cherry Coke is the drink of the gods!
And chicken fingers? Hey, just because they’re called fingers, don’t underestimate their deliciousness. And I’ll take mine with ranch dressing, please.
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December 24th, 2009 at 9:25 pm
why, yes…i do eat like a fourth grader! i love chicken fingers, i will have barbeque sauce please.
merry christmas, kathy!!
hugs,
puglette
:o)
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December 24th, 2009 at 10:57 pm
Still eat like a 4th grader. My 4th grader gave that up when he discovered real meat. It is still funny to see on a menu though.
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December 25th, 2009 at 4:14 am
Shouldn’t the Budweiser and Coors variant be under the boring drinks menu? I mean, the lemonade they list there must have more kick or flavor.
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December 25th, 2009 at 6:16 am
It is so much easier to eat like a fourth grader. And the chicken fingers look great. What a fun place
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December 25th, 2009 at 7:49 am
The line must have worked coz it got you blogging about it. 🙂
Merry Christmas!
December 25th, 2009 at 7:54 am
I usually find these types of menus/wall graffiti pretty entertaining. There was a grouchy old deli owner in town that had “Tipping is not a city in China” that I was somewhat offended by. We always tip fairly but it is not appropriate to insult the customers into tipping!
December 25th, 2009 at 10:18 am
Merry Happy to you and yours!
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December 25th, 2009 at 10:38 am
The menu is a mind-game tool, psychological. It makes you feel like an idiot for eating something, so that you’ll rather choose the expensive alcoholic drinks, drinking more and more into insolvency, and them into excessive wealth!!
You defeated their evil plans. I admire you! You’ve beat the system!!
By the way, you don’t, uh, puke it all back up when you’re done eating your tiny meal, do you?
Merry Christmas, Kathy! Have a blessed holiday and a happy New Year! Thanks for all the laughs. 😀
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December 25th, 2009 at 11:56 am
Just dropping by to wish you a happy holiday! All the best to you and yours! 😉
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December 25th, 2009 at 12:19 pm
I’d say consider thew source, But I am unaware of what that may be.
I too am a big fan of the nice crispy golden brown Chicken finger. I prefer mine with a nice side of BBQ Sauce or sweet and sour. Yummy.
For sure the Coors should have been added to the boring drinks selection.
If that makes me a 4th grader, so be it. I had a great time in 4th Grade.
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December 25th, 2009 at 12:19 pm
OK… WillThink4Wine? So ya know which section I ordered my beverage from, but I love chicken fingers with honey mustard!
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December 25th, 2009 at 12:20 pm
Ooops I nearly forgot! Merry Christmas from my home to yours!
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December 25th, 2009 at 1:23 pm
What?! No apples? No grain? What kind of place is this?
Merry Christmas
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December 25th, 2009 at 3:51 pm
Oh, I love boring drinks!
And non-boring ones too, sometimes. Have had some of both today, which is excitement enough for me 😉
Hope you’re having a wonderful, just-exciting-enough day!
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December 25th, 2009 at 5:22 pm
http://www.dontdrinkandtrade.com/Menu_JPEGS/CactusMenu-p6.jpg
Take a look at their acceptable forms of payment.
Fun little bar in the financial area of the loop in Chicago.
December 25th, 2009 at 7:07 pm
Menu’s can be weird….wanted to stop b y and say Merry Christmas..
Dorothy from grammology
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December 25th, 2009 at 8:07 pm
Ha ha! I like that! Merry Christmas!
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December 25th, 2009 at 8:20 pm
Beer AND chicken fingers? Sounds like my kind of place! I can eat like a fourth grader and drink adult beverages…
well gotta go test out the electric wine opener I got for Christmas (Okay, so I already tested it twice. I did share the wine. Hic.)
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December 25th, 2009 at 11:31 pm
I’ll have mine with honey mustard, please.
Merry Christmas from me, Pimp and Moo!
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December 25th, 2009 at 11:49 pm
Omg! That menu is CRAZY! Ahahhahaahahha
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December 26th, 2009 at 5:27 am
OK, everybody, it looks like we all eat like fourth graders. Let’s eat our chicken fingers and BE PROUD!
Thanks for all the nice Christmas wishes. I hope everyone who celebrated had a wonderful day and that you don’t have to go anywhere today. If you have to work, I hope it’s the very slowest day of the year for you.
A couple random responses:
I ordered a Diet Coke (maximum weenieness).
Magic Hat #9 is a typical domestic beer brewed in Vermont. Husband says it’s OK. Nothing special. I’ve never had it.
Click the link on Comment #23 for a good laugh.
December 26th, 2009 at 5:38 am
I would order the chicken fingers, too. In fact, if I could, I would order the whole hand!
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December 26th, 2009 at 10:22 am
My 5th grader quit eating like a 4th grader when he discovered bacon. Which was roughly at 2.
Most of the time, I order the kids menu and an adult entree. The boy gets the adult food and I eat the kids stuff…then give half of it to the kid anyway. Boys are rough.
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December 26th, 2009 at 7:41 pm
My co-workers make fun of me for eating like a little kid…applesauce, gummy candy, etc. I also like chicken fingers AND some chicken nuggets. Nothing like being insulted by a restaurant menu, huh?
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December 26th, 2009 at 7:53 pm
*sigh* I think I might have the betamax in my basement….
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December 27th, 2009 at 2:06 pm
Reminds me of Jeph’s Sandwich Shop “Where the customer is Always Wrong”. Jeph got tired of people asking why he did not serve BLT’s (He’s Jewish) so he put it on the menu as:
“Lettuce, Tomato, and meat sliced from the side of a pig, cured with nitrates, and fried in lard.”
Not many takers for that!
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December 27th, 2009 at 4:42 pm
That’s hilarious. I love funny asides on a menu.
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December 28th, 2009 at 8:07 am
Looks like a meeting place for committed alcoholics! I would proudly order my usual water with lemon!
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December 28th, 2009 at 10:42 am
I like my food and beverage pre-criticized. That saves me the trouble of doing it. 🙂
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December 28th, 2009 at 11:15 am
Happy New Year! I would have ordered a club sandwich if they had one. Don’t know where that would be on their menu. Maybe the old foggies section.
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December 28th, 2009 at 2:21 pm
If I manage to get out I make sure to order a real drink because if I got out to a restaurant that means someone else is driving and probably footing the bill. Just ask me about my dining experience at Ruth’s Chris Steak House.
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December 28th, 2009 at 7:40 pm
We wonder about magic Hat #9 too….is it a beer???
We always feel bad for the poor chicken’s who live the rest of their lives without fingers.
Sniffie and the Florida Furkids
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December 28th, 2009 at 7:49 pm
Mom is really bad…she meant chickens not chicken’s – that’s what happens when she tries to combine two thoughts!!
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January 2nd, 2010 at 8:28 am
What kind of assholes run this bar?
February 17th, 2010 at 8:28 am
what fun i miss here ? this is some kind a party .. i like this friendly style of your blog
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