Local Woman Finds and Disposes of Mysterious Candy Found in Office
Bizarre, work March 26th, 2014BETHLEHEM, PA – A local woman found a smashed doughnut-shaped sugared jelly candy on the floor of her office that she claims she never purchased.
Kathy Frederick, 48, of Bethlehem, PA discovered the candy while pushing her chair away from her desk and standing up.
“I was like OMG, that’s not my candy,” she said. “I never eat those. They stick in your teeth. Where did this come from?”
Frederick, a computing consultant at Lehigh University, said she often takes candy from her supervisor’s candy dish, but reported that sugared jelly is not among the selections.
“I have no idea why this is here,” she said. “And it’s thick, so it’s not like it could have stuck to the bottom of my shoe and come in from the outside.”
Frederick considered contacting the Campus Police because she thought surely someone had gained unauthorized access to her office when she wasn’t present.
She suspected briefly that someone must have enjoyed their candy in the comfort of her office, where this morning she rolled over it with her chair and flattened it.
“It’s really gross now,” she said.
After considering the presence of the candy from every conceivable angle, she ultimately picked it up and threw it into a nearby trash bin.
“This will probably bug me for at least an hour,” Frederick said. “Huh.”
Frederick later returned to her regular candy-eating routine, enjoying several Reese’s minis, York Peppermint Patties and caramel creams with her afternoon coffee.
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March 26th, 2014 at 8:22 pm
Not only do they stick to your teeth, but they grab hold tightly and fight ever effort to be removed.
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March 26th, 2014 at 8:39 pm
RATS!
March 27th, 2014 at 1:12 am
That is too funny! I have had the exact experience! I saw a blob of candy that had been rolled over by my chair and I had the same thoughts. I don’t chew gum and I don’t eat fruity candy unless it’s Starburst. It freaked me out, who was sitting in my chair eating candy?! What else was done in my cubie??
March 27th, 2014 at 1:20 pm
*Frederick later returned to her regular candy-eating routine, enjoying several Reese’s minis, York Peppermint Patties and caramel creams with her afternoon coffee.*
But did Frederick really eat these, or did she use poetic licence?
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March 27th, 2014 at 2:56 pm
If you consume too much candy on a regular basis you can suffer from diabetes and everybody knows diabetes will turn your insides to mush and oft times a multi-colored sugary mush mass will leak through the pores of your feet and run onto the the floor beneath your shoes and seal them to the floor making it difficult to walk unless you use tiny baby-like stomping steps.
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March 27th, 2014 at 8:22 pm
You mean you didn’t eat it. I am very surprised.
March 28th, 2014 at 5:18 am
Tina — I’m always worried about losing a filling from something like this. Or cracking a tooth on popcorn. Both are off-limits.
Mary Beth — I wish it had been chocolate.
Judy — OK, that’s just weird. Who are these people eating candy in our spaces? I might have to rig a camera in there. Or, maybe I just don’t want to know.
Babs — Frederick really ate all that. Just a couple of each. I shouldn’t have ANY, but you know, candy calms the savage beast.
Ben — Thank you for ruining candy for me.
David — You should be. But you know if it had been almost anything else I would have considered it.
March 28th, 2014 at 9:08 pm
Snickers satisfies me …
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March 30th, 2014 at 9:48 am
It was the cleaning lady.
Funny….you know what I find under my desk? Dropped olives and cauliflower. You’d think I’d be skinny. 🙁
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April 5th, 2014 at 7:58 pm
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April 7th, 2014 at 8:53 am
I hope it wasn’t a green one. Those are my favorite. If it was me and I had dropped a green one, I would have picked it up and ate it. Okay, I might brush it off (a little) first.
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