Dear Password Letter
Uncategorized May 25th, 2017I really tried hard to love you. In fact, to prepare for loving you, I practiced many other passwords first to see how quickly I could type them, while maintaining the strongest level of security. I even gave you that one special character I hold so dear, the asterisk. It truly is the star of passwords! I wanted to be your BFF for the six months I would have been with you before being forced to choose another yet again.
But I’m giving you up early because you just don’t flow freely from my fingertips like you should. We’re good together on paper, but in practice, it’s just not working. You just became too hard to get right. I misspell you constantly. I curse at you with your mixed case and nonsensical words. You’re even harder to get right when I’m typing you while standing or leaning in at an angle. ERROR! ERROR!
I know there must be that one special password out there for me. But deep down, I know I’ve already chosen all the good ones in years past. And since I can’t reuse an old password, I keep searching. Searching for the one that will be complicated enough, secure enough and easy enough to get right the first time.
I’m sorry I led you on. I really tried. It just wasn’t meant to be. Good night, sweet password. Maybe you’ll find someone else out there who’ll love you like you deserve.
Remember, it’s not you. It’s me.
Stumble it!
May 26th, 2017 at 12:34 pm
Haha! Good one. We need so many passwords these days and, as I get older, they are getting too hard to remember ;).
I do hope that your password gets over the breakup relatively easily and doesn’t require therapy in order to move on. Worst scenario? Your password sues you for pain, suffering and some emotional distress bs.
Thanks for the chuckle!
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May 27th, 2017 at 2:21 pm
Linda — I just officially broke up with that password! The new one feels much better and I think we’ll get along just fine. Until I have to change it again. Ugh.
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August 3rd, 2017 at 6:02 pm
Hey, I’ve been following your blog since 2009 and know what a computer tech you are. I’m desperate to find out how to get yahoo powered off of my computer. It’s a virus and everywhere I go to try to find help looks like more scams, wanting me to download more threatening things. Are you familiar with it? Please email me or comment here if you can help! Thanks 🙂
August 3rd, 2017 at 8:36 pm
Nevermind…It looks like the type of thing I have to take the computer in to someone for and leave it in their hands to do surgery. You were the first one I thought of though. hahaha 🙂
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